its Christmas,
im at my moms house,
yo, they on the couch,
what are they talking bout
they got the phones out
and they've been filming all evening
pointing at my cousin talking bout how hes a genius
i dont believe it, hes nine you can't mean it
ask him anything, they said you can't beat it
i doubt it, cuz, its unfounded,
the whole family stands up i'm surrounded
look at you cuz, you sound dumb, dont be a stick in the mud
i say it with love, im too much, you ain't determined enough
im verbally tough, you want beef though though, i'm serving it up,
im going bezerk, how bout we just talk about
lizards
my knowledge on lizards is encyclopedic
you use the internet, me I don't need it, you've been defeated
a lesser man would have run out
sample knowledge like air, a lizard flicking tongue out
you're done now, i could do this all evening
now he's giving me side eye like a chameleon.
skin like tye dye, the skill that comes across
you can't see me on these raps like camouflage
you might just take a loss like tails you need to drop it
except for monitor lizards, and dragons like komodo
welcome into my dojo
their defense mechanism is venom just like im spittin
taking out the competition
you need to listen, we can take it back to prehistoric
your raps are boring, i eat em up, tyrannosaurus
a carnivore it's an easy task, im in the lab
unlike the dilophosaurus im really spitting facts
im cold blooded, but im getting hotter,
the way i rock is like a sauna, im an iguana,
its criminal how i gotta, defeat a lot of
these little kids, it's an embarrassment, so take your medicine
Lizards specimens, have rounded torsos, elevated heads and short necks,
it's not a coincidence, that sounds just like my ex
it's cute, you think you know about the topic
this microphone, im about to drop it
you can't stop it, respect your cousin, cant help but recognize that
you don't really have another option
Hi, I'm Kid Static aka Static aka Moses aka Static the Kid aka ummm that's pretty much it. Chicago is where I came from but I live in Austin, TX. I make music because it's fun. I hope you listen to it. Sometimes it's with Yea Big.
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