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by Kid Static

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1.
Apnea 02:34
we got the love, we got the buzz it's knocking me out, it's picking me up it's never enough, feeling it all the of time is a must, calling me to meet up after the dusk, wondering what it was, what if it wasnt no matter what it was we cant be calling it nothing, calling it 12 in one hand, the other you can call it a dozen calling it dead, calling it done calling it end of discussion you can call it fun, i promise it wasn't only the whoooooo calling it the things we said when nobody watched calling it all the way back to the top, back to the first time our eyes locked, when i swear my breath stopped we got the love we got the love if you've ever had the love you know the feeling you couldn't sleep calling it apnea love is a drug, too many are living a whole life without feeling it though willing to go to the ends of the earth in the search to, come up out of the cold why is it so necessary for the human condition, when its gone, im assuming you miss it when its here, you are blurring my vision I notice my pulse's peculiar rhythm I can't breathe and i'm talking in whispers my oxygens low heart banging out the ribcage, can we get blazed i just got paid, imma take you out, you're my paduwan i'm your sensei, like a birthday, that's a good date, you're my cpap and i don't want to regulate intake we got the love we got the love if you've ever had the love you know the feeling you couldn't sleep calling it apnea
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i been sitting in the house for a minute how long have I been on the couch it's infinite 7 digits, higher than I can count, will it be time ticking by or my teeth grinding to fillings it's time to go outside except somehow it's got me feeling like I'm going to die i'm on the edge, I'm headed straight across the other side its like my brain chemistry already crossed the line and I'm not feeling fine, im in my feelings, steady dealing with other people in my building but i'm chilling, i'm hearing voices through the ceiling I'm unwilling, to handle business, i'd rather rot than start a conversation to say quit it nah, I'm not the kind of person that would get involved it's something I'm not afraid to admit at all its a whole struggle just to walk my dog i just can't live my life in analog it's like the whole world is trying me social situations using all my energy feel like im about to blast off going home, watch me running past ya'll im on the final boss of therapy maybe in the future take the mask off maybe in the future take the mask off it's pretty bad, on the surface you dont see behind the mask outside its like im iron clad, inside I can't relax she get it from her mama but I get this from my dad my heart is pumping fast, i think i need to know, how many people on the street below too many strangers, dancing to a tune you don't even know ask John Lennon how the beat'll go im inside like intel, im inside like stem cells, im inside like info from the government on chem trails these people they keep eyeing me i got social anxiety it's like the whole world is trying me social situations using all my energy feel like im about to blast off going home, watch me running past y'all im on the final boss of therapy maybe in the future take the mask off maybe in the future take the mask off
3.
Lizards 02:31
its Christmas, im at my moms house, yo, they on the couch, what are they talking bout they got the phones out and they've been filming all evening pointing at my cousin talking bout how hes a genius i dont believe it, hes nine you can't mean it ask him anything, they said you can't beat it i doubt it, cuz, its unfounded, the whole family stands up i'm surrounded look at you cuz, you sound dumb, dont be a stick in the mud i say it with love, im too much, you ain't determined enough im verbally tough, you want beef though though, i'm serving it up, im going bezerk, how bout we just talk about lizards my knowledge on lizards is encyclopedic you use the internet, me I don't need it, you've been defeated a lesser man would have run out sample knowledge like air, a lizard flicking tongue out you're done now, i could do this all evening now he's giving me side eye like a chameleon. skin like tye dye, the skill that comes across you can't see me on these raps like camouflage you might just take a loss like tails you need to drop it except for monitor lizards, and dragons like komodo welcome into my dojo their defense mechanism is venom just like im spittin taking out the competition you need to listen, we can take it back to prehistoric your raps are boring, i eat em up, tyrannosaurus a carnivore it's an easy task, im in the lab unlike the dilophosaurus im really spitting facts im cold blooded, but im getting hotter, the way i rock is like a sauna, im an iguana, its criminal how i gotta, defeat a lot of these little kids, it's an embarrassment, so take your medicine Lizards specimens, have rounded torsos, elevated heads and short necks, it's not a coincidence, that sounds just like my ex it's cute, you think you know about the topic this microphone, im about to drop it you can't stop it, respect your cousin, cant help but recognize that you don't really have another option lets talk about lizards
4.
this is a thing that i dont do every day but i gotta call you out like right away before open your mouth, imma take the space to say your breath is not okay it wouldnt matter if you left a little space between our faces but you're crowding up like your breath isn't loud enough i want to turn down the song but the knob is stuck its been really tough, with my eyes tearing up so hand me that stuff i sprayed it enough that im using it up now i feel pretty stuck back up you're too close im reaching my limit but you don't care enough its only been a minute but it feels like a month, its been really tough i know im standing in it but its hard to adjust with my eyes tearing up i almost fainted then i remembered my mother always taught me i shouldn't ever give up so i took a big jump to the left, then you took another step, im running put a stiff arm in your chest, then you did a spin move and i didn't see you coming right as i moved out the way, i realized my biggest mistake was that the spit coming out of your mouth was now directly my way back up you're too close
5.
Rapping 01:22
i got more bars than hersheys these rappers at my mercy, i hurt these fools and send them to the er with scurvy from lacking vitamins, on the table he died again rebirthing verses, from playing these tiny violins i got more bars than rikers, since i was wearing diapers raps harder than telling your crush you like her more inspired than windshield wipers in a monsoon or trying to eat magic mushrooms and read the bible i got more bars than fort knox more game than roblox less fame than a speech from a soapbox lauryn hill had too many mics, she said no mas don't let me put the mic down cause they wont watch my psych doc said my brainpan is a space case and he needed a double degree in astronomy i got more bars than a pharmacy, selling pills to the people till they can hardly see and lose autonomy pushing these raps in massive quantities until i flood the market, take down the dollar, crashing economies i got more bars than anybody can count try to do the math, its a crazy amount the problem with the equation is that its too damn cold i been doing this rap shit since 12 years old
6.
Money 01:23
they say nothing comes free on this whole earth it takes money to make money, what comes first, if we supposed to work until we meet dirt im bout to steal a hundred dollars out your mom's purse they say you can't buy nothing real with money at all sounds like a thing that people say when money is long i got some problems that the dollars can solve at the moment im an addict when the papers involved how do i kick the habit when the system is as broke as it gets you get paid, then you hope that it hits you lose a job then you're back in the shit with time ticking punching the clock, til it's knocked out with teeth missing its mathmatical, you can't get something from nothing, it isn't practical, but with this drum and percussion i fix my attitude, and i'm going to do it til im flying international if i ever get rich, im out of energy for broke niggas, gold diggers and common enemies im bout to hang out with super villains and drug dealers no reason to get on and still run with broke tendencies if i ever get rich, im about to wild out paying all the bills on my moms house flying to the sun to take a time out
7.
A.B.O. 03:04
pick your feet up, its gross out here, time to clean up open the ventilation, pour bleach out by the liter these rappers never seen a fresher demeanor, im stanley steamer the way i clean out the speakers with feature presentations, im innovating all over your meter im a savage, i'll stank up your attic, it's nice to meet ya arm & hammer, can't clean up my grammar, just ask my teachers try to clean it deeper, then me and the dirt will team up im seeping out your pores, leaking out your doors making people struggle to ignore, while they question your obviously poor, hygiene, you can't see it with visine it aint nice to say, but imma say it politely so you wanna rap, go home, save your energy something smells kind of foul in the industry these rappers swear up and down on their abilities but they sound the same and it's killing me so you wanna rap, go home, save your energy something smells kind of foul in the industry these rappers swear up and down on their abilities but they sound the same im taking over, cause you can't control your body odor im giving more cases of stink faces than motorola its not a secret, im making these beats indecent even my pit stains are cocaine, i thought i told ya fuck with the dialog, what are you quiet for all i hear is crickets, noones buying your catalog the bass is a strap, the toms are some firearms you're building a pylon, and im the firebomb open the windows, put your foot on the accelerator im trying to air it out, the industry's contaminated i blame the major labels, the culture's devastated but it's hard to pin down like a fart in an elevator can't slow down, my speeds sticking to the details i got this rap shit locked up, i'm gonna need bail i'm thinking they're onto me to some degree im sure it's cause they know i'm cleaning up the industry so you wanna rap, go home, save your energy something smells kind of foul in the industry these rappers swear up and down on their abilities but they sound the same and it's killing me so you wanna rap, go home, save your energy something smells kind of foul in the industry these rappers swear up and down on their abilities but they sound the same
8.
check the AV, these rappers try to play me avoiding drama on the daily, but it don't phase me minimum wage couldn't save me, back in the day now im in the back of the stage, waiting for curtains to raise im about to act up, and when I do just give me some space but watch what you say, cause im not trying to hear a debate rappers prepare your arguments and stand in your place as i drive over your podiums no hitting the brakes take all my stupid mistakes, and call them bad moves avoiding responsibility like my dad do play my enemies like a game of checkers, don't mean fast food that kind of trauma gave me all my tattoos welcome to the club where we talk about real shit we care about your mental, and big you up when you feel it let me know if you feel this, feel like im up on top of a building but im still looking for moments of stillness take a minute will you vibe with me take a minute will you ride with me

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released January 3, 2024

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Kid Static Austin, Texas

Hi, I'm Kid Static aka Static aka Moses aka Static the Kid aka ummm that's pretty much it. Chicago is where I came from but I live in Austin, TX. I make music because it's fun. I hope you listen to it. Sometimes it's with Yea Big.

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